I'm tired, hungry and cranky this
morning afternoon. And something I don't want to read about when I'm tired, hungry and cranky? Kirk Douglas's sexual history. Yes, the 90-year-old father of Michael Douglas, who himself ain't much to look at -- that wrinkly prune, is sharing his sex secrets in a new book -- Let's Face It - 90 Years of Living, Loving and Learning -- that I recommend you never buy.
- He lost his virginity to his high school English teacher.
- He was obsession with a some redhead when he was a school kid and wrote her love notes with words like "ecstasy."
- He talks about sleeping with a "big, tall blond" German stewardess. He shares that they had enthusiastic sex sessions in which she would scream, 'I'm a Nazi!' -- which was his cue to slap her.
It's stories like this for which the term "too much information" was coined.