Kirstie Alley on Oprah

Oprah is my number one TIVO season pass. Seriously, I've seen every episode in the past four years. So it pains me to have an Oprah concern I need to share with you all. Oprah loves John Travolta, like crazy in love. And Kirstie Alley has said she's John's best friend, so is this why Oprah has on Kirstie like three times a year? I'm not sure, but seriously, she's been on more times than any other guest in the past few years, with the exception of course of Oprah's resident experts in all areas, i.e. Nate the Decorator. I hate Kirstie Alley. I'm not exactly sure why she bugs me so much, but I. Can't. Stand. Her. So a year ago while on Oprah (again!) she promised that she was going to continue to lose weight and then come back on the show in a bikini. A BIKINI?! I won't even look at myself in a bikini and I'm way skinnier than Kirstie, so why do I have to be subjected to seeing her on my favorite show? Well, the year is up and Kirstie is going to be on today's Oprah basically naked. Are you going to tune in to see her in a bikini? And why is she still relevant? Wasn't she on Cheers like a hundred years ago? How about she gets a job and then comes onto Oprah, then I might tune in, but until then, I'll see you on Tuesday, Ops. (That's what I call Oprah to my friends)

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