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Kim Kardashian's marriage didn't survive the last city she took on with her sister. But oh well, c'est la vie. Goodbye, New York, hello Miami!
Kim has moved on to new beau Kanye West, who's recording an album in Hawaii. But he sends her a white Persian kitten to keep her company! Kourtney inconveniently points out the inappropriateness of the gift. (Who's going to take care of this living fluffball?) But Kim is thrilled! "She's gonna be so over this cat in five seconds," Kourtney says.
But the highlight of the clip comes when Khloe flippantly trash talks Kim's ex, Kris Humphries. "[Kanye] is so much better than Humphries," she says. "Like, seriously, what a waste of your time. I just feel like it was a dream that never really happened."
"It was a very expensive dream that won't leave me alone," replies Kim. Khloe reminds us that Humphries is asking for an annulment, and that requires one partner's admission that the marriage was a fraud. "If you wanted to marry someone just for press, wouldn't you have picked somebody who was actually popular?" Khloe snipes.
Other points of contention this season: Kourtney has body odor, Khloe can't stop gossiping about Kim's divorce, and -- surprise, surprise -- Kourtney and her baby daddy, Scott Disick, are fighting. Who ever said it was easy being ridiculously rich and…also just ridiculous?
Here's what we're expecting (and hoping!) to see this season.
1. Kim's pregnancy reaction. First, we all know that despite her fertility fears, Kim is going to get pregnant. After her Today interview, we know that the pregnancy wasn't exactly planned -- but exactly how shocking was it? We can't wait to see Kim (and her sisters) respond to the news.
1. Kanye's romantic side. Sadly, we already know that his adorable fluffy gift for Kim didn't work out. But there's no shortage of funds where he's concerned -- and we're hoping he has more creative ways to show love to his pregnant girlfriend. And we'd love to see a few happy visits -- because shots of Kanye smiling and generally looking ungrumpy are priceless.
3. Khloe starting drama. More than ever, Kim and Kourtney's younger sib is clearly lacking a verbal filter. "Let me just give you one word of advice," she tells Kim, as they discuss the fallout from her marriage to Humphries. "If you ever come across anyone who barks for most of his words, don't date them," she says. "Ar, ar, ar, ar, ar. Like, no." She infuriates Kim (by harping on the divorce) and Kourtney and Scott (by partying too hard in the next room over). And will there be an episode featuring Khloe's reaction to the mean critical reviews that followed her X Factor hosting debut? We predict…heck yes!
4. Kourtney and Scott's mushy make-up. Lastly, we predict that despite their relationship troubles, Kourtney and Scott will end the season on a high note. (This may or may not be the result of Kourtney's decision to start wearing deodorant again.) As much as these two fight, we can't help feeling that they are totally MFEO.
Grab your bikinis and bellinis! We're headed for Miami!