Hey Beach Bums!
We got a double dose of Laguna this week, as the school year came to a close. The boys went all out with their big popping of the prom questions. Cameron asked Tara, Kyndra snagged an invite from her friend, Alex M., some dude named Matt asked Cami, and big Derek came out with the most original proposal by getting his and Lexie's name on a theater marquee. It was a bunch of random pairings, so my expectations were disappointingly low.
Alex and Rocky met up at the beach and Alex renegged on his breaking up with her. Rocky played hard-to-get for a minute but then gave him another chance. Alex laid it on thick, no? I'm sorry but he's lost me. At least Rocky
admitted to her mom that she was having trouble trusting him completely. Like I've said before, she is a smart girl. Oh, and Tess planned to take Alex's friend, Cory, as her date to prom.
Lexie was adamant that she does not like Derek and would not hook up with him on the big night, as Derek told Cam he's going to try and score. I think Lexie is a big, scared prude. Why wouldn't she kiss Kelan on Spring Break and why is she so sure she would never kiss Derek? I'll tell you why - because she's terrified. I'd be surprised if this girl has ever kissed anything but her pillow. Oh, and a sidebar, how jealous was Breanna that Derek asked Lexie? So transparent. An correct me if I'm wrong about this, but did Alex ask Rocky to HER prom? I didn't think you could do that.
Lexie hosted a pre-prom party, in her ocean-front mansion, that everyone attended. Wasn't your prom just like that? Mine was - in Brooklyn.
The prom looked like a rockin' time for everyone except for Rocky and Alex, who started with the awkwardness before they even arrived. In the limo, on the way back, Lexie bailed on Derek because she "has dance really early in the morning." Um, it's PROM NIGHT! Such a lame-o.
Derek threw the after party at his house where there was lots of dancing on the coffee table. Tessa and Derek reconnected with some smooching and Alex and Rocky did some of their own making up.
Lexie's dad took the girls out on his enormous boat and they dished about the boys in Laguna. Apparently Breanna has had a lot of men and is sick of Tessa saying that Breanna steals all of her boyfriends. Ew! Breanna is gross and Tessa is much better than her.
Do you see how I turn into a 15 year old girl when I watch this show?
Chase and Kelan's band prepared for their biggest show ever at The Roxy in L.A. The kids from Laguna squeal at the thought of a road trip and all head to Los Angeles to show their support. Tessa and Derek got their kiss on while Breanna tried to make trouble. Chase's band rocked the house and the boys hoped for good things to come from the show. Soon after, the band got a call that they've been signed to Epic Records! I was almost as happy as they were. It goes to show that even rich kids can work hard and obtain their dreams. Chase shared the good news with Tessa and their chemistry just oozed out of my DVR box. What is holding them back? I almost can't take it.
Don't miss next week when we watch our kiddies walk down the aisle toward their future, filled with many MTV "Where are they now?" specials. Be here for the season finale -you know I will.
Until next time,