Hey Beach bums --
In the episode entitled “Who Wants to Date a Rock Star," it was our heroine Tessa’s 17th birthday and all she really wanted was a little love from her best “friend” rocker Chase. We found out that these two have dated twice in the past, but because Chase is “so into his music” nothing much has really materialized. It’s obvious that there is a mutual attraction between these guys and it seems that they may be the couple to root for this season.
On the other side of the beach, Kyndra got ready to go out with Cameron. She had on quite the skimpy pair of short shorts with some nice high heels, which had her mom raise an eyebrow. “That’s quite a hot outfit for what is not a date,” Kyndra’s mom so motherly commented. If you ask me, I think her mom wanted to go out with Cam. Kyndra didn’t notice though because, horror of horrors, her mascara was missing! I tell you, the things these kids have to endure. At dinner, Cameron denies that he and Jessica have anything going and insists that they‘ve only hooked up once. Cut to Jessica, with her mom, pining over Cameron. It’s suddenly all quite clear why Jessica’s self esteem is as low as it is. Her mom basically told her that Cameron is “too cute” to be waiting around for her, and that she should take a lesson from, that stellar role model Kristin Cavallari and learn how to make guys dance.
Rocky -- Tessa’s best friend -- plans a surprise party for Tessa’s big day and Chase’s band performs. The surprise goes off without a hitch and Tess is stoked that so many people showed. Even Kyndra and Cami show up, though they say it's only so Kyndra can hang with Cameron. It’s okay because they later trash the whole party, including Rocky’s choice of wardrobe.
The next night Tessa and Chase have dinner together and it’s basically a lovefest until Chase has to bail because “the band needs him." Sigh, it’s not easy being a groupie.
Until next time…