Lance Armstrong Talks About Ashley Olsen
I'm still a little nauseous from all the talk that Lance Armstrong and Ashley Olsen are doing the nasty, and now Lance is responding to the rumors. He, of course, is denying that there is any hanky panky going on between the two. "Ashley Olsen and I are strictly friends," the cycling champion told Page Six. "We have hung out amongst other friends, and she strikes me as a nice, smart lady." First of all, is she a "lady"? Um, no. She's a girl, and by calling her a lady Lance is trying to make her sound older, so he won't feel as bad about robbing her cradle. Sorry, Lance, don't believe your spin. I think he doesn't want the world to think he's some sort of a creepy player. Too late
