Potty of Five? Diners Sit on Toilets at This Bathroom-Themed Restaurant

The new Magic Restroom Cafe features poop-themed dishes and questionable seating

If you've been storing up an arsenal of potty humor, now'd be the time to unleash it: A bathroom-themed restaurant has opened in the Los Angeles area, for reasons we absolutely can't begin to fathom, and it's about as gross as you'd think it could be.

At the Magic Restroom Cafe, guests eat while seated on toilets, and the most desirable tables sit adjacent to showerheads on adjoining walls, according to Eater. Doesn't this beg the obvious question: Why?!

Oh, but there's so much more: The restaurant uses toilet bowl ceramicware to serve its food -- and just imagine it filled with brown gravy. (We're suppressing our gags as we write this.) The gravy dish in question, according to Eater, is the restaurant's signature dish, and it's known as -- wait for it -- "golden poop" rice. Waiter, there's something gross on our plate…

In the mood for dessert? You might want to try the "bloody number two" (that's a vanilla strawberry sundae) and "black poop" (a chocolate sundae). We wish we were making this up. 

Indeed, we're feeling pretty crappy about all this. But tell us what you think in the comments: Would you dine on poop-theme dishes while sitting on a toilet, just for a giggle?

Alesandra Dubin is a Los Angeles-based writer and the founder of home and travel blog Homebody in Motion. Follow her on FacebookGoogle+ and Twitter.

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