Say it isn't so! The Hills' Lauren Conrad is reportedly hooking up with Mischa Barton-castoff Cisco Adler. The two were spotted swapping spit at Christina Aguilera's VMA party on Saturday night.
Someone please tell me what it is that girls see in this guy. I used to think it was something about seeing him in person -- that maybe he gave off some sort of sexy vibe, but I ran into a few weeks ago in NYC, and he was anything but sexy. I was dancing maybe a foot-and-a-half away from him, and he was every bit as grungy as he looks in pictures. It didn't help that he had some seemingly wasted and unknown blonde chick wrapped around his lap.
My advice for L.C.: Run, run, run! You do not Kimberly Stewart and Mischa's leftovers. Gross. And when you're done running, do yourself a favor and wash your mouth out with a prescription-strength dose of Listerine.