The 14 Levels of a Candy Crush Addiction

And you thought this was just a game

Level 1: The Beginner

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Oh, this looks easy enough. Why is everyone so obsessed with this game? I can do this, no problem.

Level 2: Limited Lives

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UGH how long do I have to wait? I was on a roll.

Level 3: Paying for the Game

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OK fine, I’ll pay to continue the game. I mean, I never pay for games so I’m treating myself. I deserve this.

Level 4: Connecting To Facebook

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If I connect to Facebook I can ask my friends for lives, so like, I won’t have to pay as much money for the game. It’s a little embarrassing, but I think people will understand my pain.

Level 5: Everything is Sweet and Divine

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Oh, that movie was divine. Your cat is divine. Your new haircut is divine.

Level 6: Resetting the Time on Your Phone

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If I reset the time on my phone I can get extra lives?!?! THIS IS BRILLIANT. I’M A GENIUS.

Level 7: Sprinkle Ball Thing is Your Best Friend

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Last night I had a dream that I got four sprinkle ball things lined up together and won level 65. It was the best dream I’ve had in a long time.

Level 8: Phone Battery is Dead

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Apple via Know Your Mobile

AGAIN?! This is the third time today. I was about to destroy that level! The chocolate was gone. I was free!

Level 9: Rage

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You think you’re so cute, don’t you? Stop looking so smug! I lost this time, but it won’t happen again.

Level 10: Losing Sleep at Night

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Only one more level. Really.

Level 11: Wincing at the Candy Aisle in the Grocery Store

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AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH.

Level 12: Happy Birthday

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It’s MY birthday OK? I just really want a birthday cake that means something to me.

 

Level 13: Take Out a Loan

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Money doesn’t matter anymore! I just want to match up the candy! THE CANDY!

 

Level 14: Candy Crush, The Movie

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It’s my masterpiece. Everything in my life has been leading up to this moment.

 

BUT IT’S OK! Because one day, you’ll end up here:

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And it will have been worth all the pain and suffering.
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