"I was joking around. We are not married."
-- Liev Schreiber to People today, clearing up reports about the couple's marital status.
Funny joke, Liev. I just hope that your hormonal and swollen girlfriend found your joke as amusing as you did as she's probably had to tell about 5,000 people in the last two days that no, she's not married. Her boyfriend just thought it would be funny to tell everyone that they were.