That big pink mess right there is singer Lily Allen, after last night's Glamour Women of the Year Awards in London.
Lily had a tad too much to drink and needed to be carried out to her car after the event, but woke up this morning and apologized for her spectacle, on her MySpace page.
"Last time I wrote here, I was defending my honor and dignity explaining my innocence and also outrage at the press for insinuating my behavior was embarrassing," she wrote, referring to getting a hard time for topless photos taken on her by paparazzi. "This time I'm putting my hands up, I got very drunk last night, too drunk. It's not cool getting that drunk."
The "Smile" singer was being honored for her a career, with a special award from the magazine's editor, but Lily looked a tad less than honorable when she had to be escorted home by her brother, who she thanked for taking care of her.
Nobody ever said she was ungrateful. But, she's not exactly the best role model for your children.
"Kids, drink responsibly or you'll end up looking like this, not pretty!," Lily wrote. "Was quite fun though, from what I can remember."
Nothing about that photo looks fun. I can almost see the sky spinning through her bloodshot, out of focus eyes.