Lindsay Lohan: I Resolve to Stop Nightclubbing Already!
Ever noticed how many of Lindsay Lohan's problems start in nightclubs? The crazy fight with her mother in October, the time she was assaulted in September, the time she assaulted someone else in November: each of these incidents happened during a long night of partying in New York City clubs. Lindsay clearly has problems beyond her social life, but clubbing seems to make them all worse. And now that her probation has been revoked, she can't afford any more slip-ups. We have to agree with the judge: it's time to find a new hobby!