Ugh, I hate when crazy celebrities have to go and make me feel sorry for them, especially when it's so much more fun to just make fun.
Well, Lindsay Lohan is doing a hell of a job tugging at my heart-strings, as she tells the new issue of Us Weekly that she's basically falling apart since her split from Samantha Ronson.
"It's absolute hell," Lindsay said in a series of crying interviews with the mag, saying she's "so alone" without Sam.
"Everyone's turned on me," said the actress. Telling the magazine that the night that she and Sam had their big fight at the Bar Chateau, Nicole Richie walked by her and said "Uck," while Drea De Matteo said, "Come at me, b*tch."
Sorry -- that's just funny to imagine.
Back to the story -- friends of Lindsay's say that Sam had been trying to break up with LiLo for the past month, but that Lindsay kept threatening to kill herself -- which Lindsay denied.
"I'm just really hurt!" she said. "The whole situation is sick."
Hate to say it, Linds, but talking to Us Weekly probably isn't the best way to patch things up.