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For a girl facing possible jail time for allegedly stealing a $2500 necklace, Lindsay Lohan still has a sense of humor. On Jimmy Kimmel's annual post-Oscar edition of Jimmy Kimmel Live!, the troubled starlet, along with some of Hollywood’s hottest female actresses, "exercised" quite suggestively in a spoof of a new fitness craze called "Humpilates."
Called "Jimmy K's Hottie Body Hump Club," the fitness regime "combines the flexibility of pilates with the sexability of humping." A-list actress Scarlett Johansson was in on the sketch, along with Jessica Biel, Jessica Alba, Kelly Ripa, Eva Longoria, Minka Kelly, Sofia Vergara and Emily Blunt. The ladies good-naturedly humped their hearts out, thrusting against exercise balls and walls, all while ogling the late-show host (apparently he's sexy?).
Lohan shows up toward the end of the sketch to explain the presence of a CGI lion and why it's in such great shape. "Well, lions spend their days hunting and their nights humping," the tired-looking starlet deadpans. "Lions hump upwards of 40 times a night. I've spent thousands of hours watching them, so I know."
Some more tomfoolery and comical humping ensue, and finally Kimmel wraps up up his faux-infomercial by saying, "The Jimmy K program is so affordable, it’s practically a steal."
Lohan steps back into the frame again, glares at Kimmel, crosses her arms and huffs, "Allegedly!" Watch for yourself below!
We weren't really laughing too hard at this star-filled sketch (it was a tad drawn out), but we were even lessed amused by Lohan mocking her theft allegations. We have a feeling the judge won't find it too funny either.