You know, if Lindsay Lohan was trying to come off as a mature adult in the new issue of Nylon, she's failing miserably.
"It's scary when you realize, 'Oh my God, I'm not working. And I have a house to pay for now.'... and there's been some things I've really wanted to do," she says in April's issue.
"Like the one movie I've wanted to do for so long is Alice in Wonderland," she continues. "But, um, that didn't work out... it is what it is."
She said that the producer told her "'You're not right for the part, and that's it.' That's how I like to hear it...I can take it, I'm a big girl. Obviously, you don't want me. I don't want to do something that somebody doesn't want me to be involved in anyway."
Wahh, wahh, wahh. Can you hear her feet stamping?
But LiLo does say that she's "talking to a lot of people right now" -- and trying to get in touch with some others.
"One is Sean Penn -- I spoke to him the other day. We're trying to get Seth Rogen for this project, but Seth won't call us back. So call us back, Seth, if you're reading this!"
Yeah, I find it hard to believe that Seth isn't calling Oscar-winning actor Sean Penn back. Stop stalking all your imaginary friends, Lindsay, before they get restraining orders against you.