Lindsay Lohan's Dead End Job
Get this -- Lindsay Lohan is going to have to work in morgue, as part of her punishment for misdemeanor drunken driving. LiLo will have to spend two four-hour days amongst the dead, as part of a court-ordered program to show drivers the consequences of drinking and driving.
No word on what her exact duties will be, but maybe she can be the person who pretties the bodies all up. She could do their hair and paint their nails. And, think about this -- if the Associated Press has their way, Lindsay may even get to doll up Britney's old bones.
