Michael and his girlfriend Nina are in the house, walking around their bedroom all freshly showered. Nina is griping about the fact that the "kids" slept in their bed last night and wants to do something without the rugrats around. Oh Nina, run away now. Those kids are clinging to their brother like he's the last sane person who can help them escape from the insanity that is life as a Lohan. Michael says, "What you don't want to hang out with 'the Code'?" Which Cody overhears and responds to by shooting Nina with his ginormous water gun. Seriously, it is bigger than him. The things parents will buy their kids to keep them happy.
Cody continues his shooting spree, chasing Nina all around the house (this must be his soccer substitute for this episode). Then when Michael tells him to knock it off, he just starts squirting at nothing. Ack, the hardwood floors. My mother would have grounded my ass. Cody just laughs and laughs. Then he tells Nina that she should go home. Then a pillow fight ensues. This is officially the stupidest show ever.
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