You're killing me, Luke.
Luke Perry must be holding out for some big bucks from the producers of 90210, as he is still insisting, even though he's been revealed as the father of Kelly's baby, that's he's not going to appear on the show.
Speaking with reporters from Sweden, Luke had a very cold reaction to the fact that he was, in fact, the daddy.
"They own the name and likeness," he told the press.
Um, what does that mean?
When pressed further about returning to the show he added, "That would be a no."
No? That's it. Just "no." Does he realize how angry he is making me (and everyone else who feels so strongly about this)? Luke had better just be playing hardball. And, if he is, that's fine, I don't care how much it takes to get him there -- they need to pay up.
I'll even hold a "BRING BACK DYLAN McKAY" bake sale to help them out. I could make Blown Up Boat Brownies and Chocolate Carjacked Cookies.