Riddle me this, kids. Is it 1986? No? Then why does Madonna still look like a teenager on the cover of her new album, Hard Candy, while I'm getting older and grayer by the minute?
Madonna's rep says the new album is "about the juxtaposition of tough and sweetness." Hence the wrestling belt a la Hulk Hogan. It's all about the '80s.
What do you think?