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I thought she was Jewish now?!
I'm just kidding -- the Jesus we are talking about now is Madonna's latest boytoy Jesus Luz.
According to the NY Daily News, Madonna and Jesus are planning a commitment ceremony at the Kabbalah center they attend in NYC. The duo have been dating for about six months -- even Madonna's pals were doing their best to keep these two together -- and sources say things have gotten pretty serious pretty quickly.
"Madonna was devastated when her Malawi adoption was rejected but now she wants to lavish some attention on Jesus and she's keen to make sure they have a solid relationship. They are totally besotted with each other," an insider said.
What is with all the rushing?! Can't anyone just date anymore?