Madonna & Guy -- A Marriage Filled With Abuse?

Here's my problem with Us Weekly's cover story -- I just don't believe it.

 

 

The mag says that Madonna and Guy Ritchie, who recently announced their marriage was ovah, both had secret lovers and went months without having sex with each other.

 

 

That part I believe.

What doesn't ring true to me is the word-for-word fights a source supposedly relayed back to the tabloid.

 

"She would taunt Guy, saying, 'I should have married someone like me: strong, hot-blooded, intelligent, ambitious, spiritual,'" said a source close to Guy, about Madge. "Their fights would often get heated. A few times Madonna slapped him or poked him."

His reaction? "Guy called her old, fat, ugly and wrinkled and said that she was stupid and couldn't sing," a Madonna pal said.

First of all, she couldn't be any less fat, she's still dancing on tour every night like she's 25, and really, I think she could kick his ass from, um, Yankee stadium to London.

But maybe he's just a big, old meanie. Now he can go and fade back into the woodwork, where he was before Madonna ever gave him a second look.

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