Here's my problem with Us Weekly's cover story -- I just don't believe it.
That part I believe.
What doesn't ring true to me is the word-for-word fights a source supposedly relayed back to the tabloid.
"She would taunt Guy, saying, 'I should have married someone like me: strong, hot-blooded, intelligent, ambitious, spiritual,'" said a source close to Guy, about Madge. "Their fights would often get heated. A few times Madonna slapped him or poked him."
His reaction? "Guy called her old, fat, ugly and wrinkled and said that she was stupid and couldn't sing," a Madonna pal said.
First of all, she couldn't be any less fat, she's still dancing on tour every night like she's 25, and really, I think she could kick his ass from, um, Yankee stadium to London.
But maybe he's just a big, old meanie. Now he can go and fade back into the woodwork, where he was before Madonna ever gave him a second look.