Madonna's hubby, director Guy Ritchie, isn't a big talker. Actually, I can't really remember him ever saying anything, but last night the dad told People.com that attending the European premiere of Fred Claus was about as close to jingle bells as his family was going to get. "We canceled Christmas a few years ago," Guy said. "Stopped all the presents. And ever since [we] stopped the presents, we're actually enjoying it." Um, okay. Nobody said you have to give your kids extravagant gifts -- we're sure Lourdes, Rocco, and David have plenty of nice things, but to say that Christmas is cancelled? That's so harsh. It almost makes me want to cry. And what about Chanukah? Is that cancelled, too? Kwanzaa? What a scrooge!