Daily Blabber: Madonna's Masculine Side

Kirsten Dunst checks herself before she wrecks herself, and Ashton Kutcher and Demi Moore sleep late on Saturdays. Plus, is Madonna's beauty secret testosterone?

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So here's the dilly:

Forget the outside world. The Cirque Lodge in Utah is the place to be! According to TMZ.com, Kirsten Dunst just checked herself on in there for a little R&R. Kirsten Drunkst joins other famous denizens past and present including the recently on hiatus, Eva Mendes, Richie Sambora, Mary Kate Olsen (for eating issues) and Lindsey Lohan (for every issue). Lindesy, get thee to the studio, and lay down some tracks, mama. Bring that beat back.

Speaking of issues, Perezhilton reports that actor Jesse Metcalf got his seat beat DOWN last Thursday. As the rehabbed former schmactor left Boulevard 3 nightclub in Hell-A, he go a little close to Taryn Manning and her boyfriend popped him one right in the puss. Hard. Though Metcalf subsequently hit the concrete, he took it like a champ. Meanwhile, over at Villa, Kevin Connelly was engaging in fisticuffs as well. Perezhilton reports, things got so outta control, that the Entourage star was allegedly seen kicking some poor schnook in da head. Da what? E... Thankfully, TMZ reports, the guy is NOT pressing charges.

And on the Tribe Tip, Star reports, Ashton and Demi have ditched Shabbat. Goy vey! Have they moved on from Kabbalah or are they just playing hooky from their local Kabbalah center? According to Star, the couple remains devotees of the Jewish Mystical movement, along with other torah luminaries as Madonna and Gwyneth Paltrow. What I wanna know is where were these peeps during Hebrew School? And where were they on the High Holidays, because we could've used a little Madge and Gywnnie at Congregation Mount Sinai.

Speaking of Madonna Louise Ciconne Rithcie Yentlburger, Star reports that she may be growin a little sump-n sump-n on her chest. (shot of Madonna's boobs getting very big or maybe a third boob) Nope. Nope. Guess again. (shot of Madonna with a hairyass chest) Yeah, baby. That's right. Hair. Why? According to Star, the 49-year-old Material Girl has been slathering her skin with testosterone cream. And not only does the male hormone increase muscle mass, but it also supposedly has anti-aging properties and helps with mood-swings. So what if you grow a boob beard in the process? Just book a sesh or six with your electrolysist. A series actually. Hallelujah, come one get hairy.

See you tomorrow. Until then, check out the Daily Blabber blog for more amazing celebrity gossip. Or stay right here for more Daily Blabber TV. I'm Emily Stone. Smells ya.

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