I can't believe it either, kids, but it's the truth. Tomorrow marks the 50th birthday of one Madonna Louise Ciccone. And, in honor of the Material Mom's nifty fifty years doing what she does best, which is, um, everything, we've put together a little tribute.
Check out our pretty little package and join us in the celebration of All-Things Madonna.
Now tell me what you'd like to get Madge for her b-day? I'm thinking 2lb. dumbbells to replace the 40lb. set she must use, so she can stop looking more ripped than those scary weight-lifter guys.