The sayings on each pull-out page in My Basic Needs: Food, Clothing, Shelter, You: 30 Love Notes to Use Anytime, Anywhere
extend far beyond standard greeting card schmaltz. Ranging from sappy to steamy, they never lack just a touch of deadpan comedy. For example, one reads: "The sight of you always leaves a permanent impression on me, sort of like the marks left on one's calf after wearing tube socks all day." If finding a note like that in his briefcase doesn't have him cutting out early to get back home to you, you're working with a really tough crowd.