Mariah Carey: Cover (Up) Girl
I want to start a campaign to get Mariah Carey to cover up.
I know there are a ton of Mariah fans out there who think she can do no wrong. They love her, her angelic voice and extremely voluptuous bod. But I'm sick and tired of constantly have to look at her boobs and thighs busting out of her skintight outfits. It's g-r-o-s-s.
Her top at Monday's Radio Music Awards put me over the edge. You could practically see her whole chest. Thankfully, no thigh action this time -- she was wearing some supertight jeans instead of a mini mini.
I was contemplating really starting a campaign, urging everyone to send any and all leftover fabric -- from old TV shirts, skirts, panties or what have you -- to Mariah's manager. But, let's face it, I ain't that organized and I lose interest in things pretty quickly. (See my Free Kate Moss from rehab campaign, which lasted... two days.)
I guess I just want to go on record once again and say that Mariah's fashion sense is appalling. She needs to stop living by the "less is more" rule and cover up more of her jiggle. Contrary to what her people must be telling her, not everyone wants to see it.
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