Womp, womp. Aside from his abs and his dimples the dude has no redeeming qualities, and it's obvious that he knows how good looking he is. Just so you know guys, that's a total turn-off.
Fortunately, the mag chose some other, very worthy men to rank as the hottest single guys on the planet. For one, my honey, David Cook, winner of American Idol and humble sexy stud extraordinare (see his pic here). But, David says he's shy when it comes to girls.
"Looking a pretty woman in the eye and convincing her I'm worth taking a chance on is different. It takes a specific brand of guts, and it's not the kind I have," my soulful singer said.
Did you hear that thud? That was me falling to the floor -- I love this kid!
Other names on the list: the guys from Gossip Girl (natch!) SNL's Andy Samberg (funny is sexy!), tennis star James Blake (bald is hot!), actor Gerard Butler (those eyes!), and Adam Levine from Maroon 5 (a little bit of a bad boy). Britney's brother, Bryan Spears, also made the cut.
Any one of these guys should have been named the hottest over Mario -- I would have even accepted Brody Jenner and Frankie Delgado from The Hills, who somehow made the list.