The Easiest Way to Talk Dirty This Valentine's Day: Sexy (and Funny!) Married Sex Mad Libs

Add some spice to your bedroom routine this week with the help of our Married Sex Mad Libs. Be as creative as you dare!

Your husband wants you to (verb) his (noun)! According to the results of our 2013 iVillage Married Sex Survey, 28 percent of men said they wished their wives would talk sexier to them -- and 42 percent hoped their lady would initiate doing the deed more often.

If expressing "where you want his what" is um, a little difficult for you, don't sweat! We've done the dirty work for you with these adult versions of Mad Libs. They'll help you initiate some titillating conversation, and they're the perfect printable to tuck away in your annual Valentine's Day card.

For more fun ideas, check out Sex Week here and read the rest of our surprising survey results here

 
For a free printable of this Mad Lib click here!
 


For a free printable of this Mad Lib click here!
 


For a free printable of this Mad Lip click here!
 


For a free printable of this Mad Lib click here!
 


For a free printable of this Mad Lib, click here!
 

 

 

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