She says "You don't fit in," then writes a letter; he just grimaces and says "You're fired!" Her wanna-be apprentices live in a leaky old office building off the West Side Highway in midtown; his live in a suite in one of his swank luxury towers right in the heart of the city. She never refers by name to the trouble she's been in lately; he never mentions his wacky hair.
Who's better: Martha or Donald?
Now that we've all been able to sample Martha's new version of The Apprentice and check out Donald's latest run, we can decide who has the better show and who should be let go. Who's more fun? Whose tasks are better? Whose candidates are sexier (and can you even tell them apart)? Who is meaner in the conference room/boardroom? Who do you like better?
Feel free to come up with your own catchphrase as you dig in!