Raise your hand if you feel old now that Full House's little Michelle Tanner has turned 21. Believe or not, Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen who started their tour de force on the '80's hokey sitcom as the youngest of three girls (she was like 2!), can now legally order an Appletini in any bar. The sisters, who celebrated their big b-day on Wednesday, have come very far from their Uncle Jesse days, basically conquering the world with their empire of home videos, movies, and their clothing line. It's pretty amazing what they've done with their lives -- given what's happened to other child stars like Danny "Hot Mess" Bonaduce -- but it just hurts my feelings that compared to the Olsens, who are gazillionaires and 21, I'm just old and poor.