"I think we can all see that her present so-called friends and management have her focused on the wrong projects and things. If Lindsay would just listen to me and follow my guidance, like she did when her life was on the right path, and before the people you see now that are in her life, I guarantee that her life would straighten out and she'd be back to being the gifted actress everyone knew and loved."
-- Michael Lohan, to the NY Daily News' Gatecrasher, on how daughter Lindsay Lohan really should be following in his stellar footsteps
Um, was there a time when everyone knew and loved Lindsay?