We'll soon know the truth behind Lindsay Lohan's possible secret sister, as he pops, Michael Lohan, has taken the ever-popular, Maury Povich-style DNA test.
"I took the DNA test this morning," Michael told Star exclusively. "I will get the results within the next two weeks and you will be the first to know."
I kind of hope he's kidding there about Star being the first to know.
"It was important for me to know the truth, so I took the test," he adds. "However, I have some serious doubts after investigating Kristi's background."
The DNA test results are said to be 99.9% effective, so we'll be just .1% unsure if the daughter of Kristi Kaufmann is, in fact, one of the Lohan Clan.
Then you can all send your condolence cards...
