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If you ever wanted to know the secret to seducing a B-list reality star away from an A-list actress, we've got a book for you. Or rather, Michelle "Bombshell" McGee does: Jesse James' mistress intends for the new e-book The Seductive Secrets Michelle Bombshell Knows That You Don't to impart the wisdom she has learned from being a stripper.
In a video promo for her new venture which debuted yesterday (April 1) on RadarOnline, McGee says that her seduction secrets will work for every woman, even the non-strippers among us. "Whether you work in the club, or you don't work in the club, it's skills that all women can use and hone in on. It's pretty good stuff."
Promoting the book alongside McGee is the author of the e-book (available in digital form), Eric Von Sydow, co-owner of Pure Platinum strip club. He's the guy who claims he taught McGee everything she knows. "Michelle Bombshell was the perfect student," he raves. "This (book) is the techniques that I've been teaching women for roughly 17 years on how to get in and out of the strip clubs, to utilize her communication the best she can, so she can get in and out and create the ultimate fantasy, for what this business really is."
Uh... is it just us, or did that sentence not make sense at all? (By "get in and out," did he mean starting and ending an erotic dancing career, or finding the entrance and exit doors to the strip club's dressing rooms?) So far, the pair's teaching venture isn't off to the most coherent start!
Hopefully, Von Sydow is better at writing than talking. We're not dropping 20 bucks to find out, but if you have the urge, the eBook is for sale here. And if you have proof that this was all a big April Fools' joke, please leave it in the comments -- it will help us sleep better this weekend!
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