Miley Cyrus celebrated her 16th birthday, seven weeks early, with a concert at Disneyland.
It was basically the sickeningly sweet affair you would expect -- complete with Miley's dad, Billy Ray Cyrus singing "Achy Breaky Heart" with his daughter's new boyfriend, Justin Gaston.
"This is the most amazing sweet 16 that a girl could have!" Miley told the crowd as she took the stage.
Then, the crowd, complete with celebs like David Archuelta, Steve Carell, Tyra Banks and Cindy Crawford, serenaded the teen sensation with a rendition of "Happy Birthday," and fireworks lit up the sky.
She's just gotten too sugary for me -- blech!