This is not Miley Cyrus. It's not. And it's not Hannah Montana either.
It's a Miley Cyrus wax figure! I swear. How creepy is that? I think this whole Madame Tussaud's museum thing is getting a tad too life-like to be entertaining anymore. It's straight-up scary.
Don't believe me that that's not Miley? I'll bet you all the money in the world that if you stick a tiny little wick in this Miley, and light her up, she melts right to the ground like The Wicked Witch of the West at the end of The Wizard of Oz. Kids everywhere would be scarred for life, right? Another reason to end the whole wax figure craze.
Who's with me?