Mind in the Gutter: Phallic Accidents Are Everywhere

Our Favorite "Accidental" Penises or Phallaccidents if you prefer

After seeing a recent video of a news reporter accidentally drawing a penis on a traffic map, we started noticing dong-related mistakes were penetrating...erm, occurring in other photos and videos as well.

After one very terrifying search for other accidental penis slipups we are proud to present some of the funniest "phallaccidents" we could find:

You can't say he's wrong.

The Spelling Penis


It's going to be a thrusty storm.

The Tropical Storm John


Interesting building shape...

The Penis Map


Mother Nature is funny sometimes.

The Fruit Penis


So she’s enjoying penis more now? Good for her!


People, he wasn't the one who designed the shape of his door! 

The Christmas Penis


Three cheers!

The Trophy Penis


Peanuts? The best airlines serve penises with their complimentary beverage. 


Drew DiSabatino is a viral writer for iVillage. Follow him on Twitter and Google+.

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