I warn you -- this story is not for the faint of heart.
It seems that Verne Troyer, of Austin Powers Mini-Me fame, made a sex tape with his former live-in girlfriend. TMZ.com was unfortunate lucky enough to get their hands on it and share it with the world. The website only has a 25 second clip but, I tell you, it's 25 seconds of your life you will never, as they put it, "unsee".
Of course comeone is going to make gazillions of dollars of this, as the broker for Paris Hilton's foray into porn, One Night In Paris, is said to be working on a $100k offer from SugarDVD to distribute the disturbance.
Watch the clip here, if you must, but, I'm warning you again -- I threw up a little in my mouth from it.