Mini-Me Says Ex Beat Him Up
Really, you can't make this stuff up.
Verne Troyer, you know, Mini-Me, or as I like to call him, "Sex Tape Extraordinaire" is now suing his ex girlfriend, Ranae Shrider (his co-star), for beating him!
In the lawsuit that's being filed in Federal court, Mini is accusing Renae of "intentional infliction of emotional distress and battery."
Verne's lawyer, Ed McPherson, told TMZ, and I kid you not, "When you pick up a 2'8" human being and throw him to the floor, it hurts."
Best. Quote. Ever.
I'm thinking about getting that tattooed across my stomach.
