There are a lot of reasons we're willing to cut a mother some slack: wearing PJs to school drop off, giving her kid a video game to play with at lunch, forgetting the suit and just letting her toddler hop in the pool wearing Little Swimmers. But, for the love of all parenting things we hold holy, you do not -- we repeat -- you do not attempt to potty train your children in a restaurant -- while they're sitting at the table. KSL News in Utah reports a mom of twins did just that at a popular deli, placing potty chairs -- not booster seats -- on the dining table chairs. "She had to undo the jumpsuits, and take them all the way down so they were completely nude, with the jumpsuits down to their ankles just eating their chicken nuggets, sitting on little toddler potties," witness Kimberly Decker tells the station. "…I was like this is not OK, we're eating, there was a business meeting with about five or six businessmen going on right next to me. The place was packed." Patrons complained, naturally, although the woman was gone before management had a chance to ask her to leave, KSL adds. Potty talk never sounded so gross.