It's times like these when you wish you had a Batpod.
Morgan Freeman, 71, was injured in a serious car wreck in Mississippi last night. Cops told TMZ that the Dark Knight actor was airlifted from the accident scene to a Tennessee hospital. Morgan's condition is unknown, though state troopers said he was talking at the scene. Also unknown is the identity of his female passenger.
Of course, since Morgan's wife was out of town during the incident, people are already speculating that his female companion may have been some sort of mistress.
Cops said that alcohol is not suspected as the cause of the wreck.
Update: Morgan will undergo surgery for his broken arm, broken elbow and shoulder damage.