Daughter of Penn Jillette and Emily Zolten, born June 2005
What, you expected something traditional from a comedian/illusionist? We can kind of get on board with the name Moxie for a spunky little girl -- Moxie's got moxie! -- unless, of course, it turns out that she isn't spunky. But CrimeFighter? That's just saddling your kid with a whole lot of kookiness. Jillette explained, "We chose her middle name because when she's pulled over for speeding she can say, 'But officer, we're on the same side. My middle name is CrimeFighter.'" Ohhh, okay. That totally makes sense now. Not.