New Brad & Angelina Photo, Madonna, John & Yoko
Pete Doherty plans to visit Kate Moss in rehab. Why doesn't he plan on staying?
In Madonna's new movie, I'm Going to Tell You a Secret, she says: "[People] are going to go to hell if they don't turn from their wicked behavior." I'd rather not be judged by someone who slept with -- cue vomit sound -- Dennis Rodman.
Weird Weezer frontman Rivers Cuomo is going back to school. In February, he'll return to Harvard to finish getting his English lit degree. The singer, who has been celibate for over two years, plans to live in the dorms. Good idea -- he could use some action.
I totally don't care, but you may: Sylvester Stallone has signed on to reprise his role as Rocky for a sixth installment of the movie franchise. I think it's called Rocky Beats Up the Nursing Home Attendant. Zzzzz.
Here's a pic of Dad Brad, who is holding Maddox, and Angelina about to board Angie's plane for flying lessons on Sunday.
Hellion Bijou Phillips, who chews up and spits out dudes like nobody's business, is suddenly single again. She reportedly just split with That '70s Show's Danny Masterson after he didn't invite her to Demi and Ashton's secret wedding. It's perfect timing, though -- she's BFFs with Paris, so the single girls can get their party on.
Yesterday, the American Society of Magazine Editors named the January 1981 Rolling Stone cover with a naked John Lennon and fully clothed Yoko Ono intertwined as the greatest magazine cover of the past 40 years. Sadly, John never got to see the cover -- the photos were shot the week he was murdered in December 1980, so the cover ran as a tribute after he died.