On last night's episode of Dirt: To get the Dirt Now staffers back to work, Lucy invents the first annual Sexxx issue. And that pretty much sums up the episode. Threesomes, lesbian sex, porn videos...you name it they showed it. So to recap... While Holt is making love to Julie, he's fantasizes that it's Lucy beneath him and tells Lucy he loves her. Julie is having a hard time getting work, and turns to her lesbian dope dealer for drugs. The dealer says no, that she loves Julie and wants to be with her. Julie says she will only be with the dealer if she gives her heroin. The dealer refuses Julie's terms, throws a bag of heroin at her and throws her out. So the big question about Sammy - last week's gunman - is whether or not he is Lucy's stalker. Well it turns out he's not because Lucy discovers a photo of her and Holt in an embrace, that took place after Sammy's arrested. The meat of the episode revolves around Willa and Brent. They meet a pretty young blond at a bar and the 3 seem to hit it off. Their make-out session moves from the bar to his home where the 3 have quite a night. The next morning the girl's daddy, Jimmy Ray Banhart shows up at Dirt Now and announces that Willa and Brent raped his virginal 17-year-old daughter. Donny, the "virgin" is the little sister of Pop Star Rebecca Banhart. Think the Simpson clan - Joe, Jessica and Ashlee. If Brent promises Donny three covers, he'll drop the rape charges. Lucy's solution is to go on the attack and dig up all the dirt on Jimmy Ray and his little girls. It turns out that Daddy has done this scam before. He pimped out Rebecca with the male editor at another magazine. When Lucy calls Jimmy Ray's bluff, he threatens to sue and then Willa pulls out the big guns. Momma Simpson faxed over her daughter's birth certificate and it turns out that the virginal minor, is actually 19. Dirt Now wins again.
