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I've never written so many friggin stories about The Hills in my life! According to Perez Hilton, Lauren Conrad -- the reserved, almost proper star of Laguna Beach spin-off The Hills -- is about to become a video star. The type of video that you don't want granny to see. Yep, I'm talking about a sex tape. Lauren's loser ex-boyfriend Jason Wahler, who was sentenced to serve jail time after being arrested three times in the last 12 months, is said to be shopping a home video of the two doing the nasty. "Jason is trying to sell the video before he goes to jail," says a source close to Jason tells Perez. "LC will lose her mind when she finds out!" Perez has a public service announcement that goes with his story and I'm backing him all the way. Listen up: Note to any impressionable young readers: Do not let your boyfriend persuade you into [having sex] on camera. Even if you are just a sorority girl and banging the captain of the football team, [it] will end up online and everyone will laugh about you taking it up the a**! If you don't want people seeing you naked, DON'T MAKE A SEX TAPE! Well said, Perez. Well said. More: At the live finale of The Hills The Hills' Heidi gets a boob job