Here's the cover of OK! that promises to reveal all about Nick Lachey's and Vanessa Minnillo's "secret life". After all, it was those not-yet-to-be-seen wild thing photos that scored them the cover spot. Yet when you take a peak inside the mag, Nick and Van talk of quiet nights at home playing Trivial Pursuit and Taboo and how Vanessa thinks, because they both have the same birthday, that she and her man are kindred spirits. Kind of Snoozeville, if you ask me. Who else wished OK! had just printed the x-rated pics instead?
