The Calabasas, California house that Nick and Jessica lived in while filming Newlyweds is on the market. If you have $3.75 million, it's yours. Sadly, Nick Lachey is not included in the price tag.Howard Stern launched his program on satellite radio this morning with a big announcement: He married his longtime girlfriend, Beth Ostrosky, in Mexico. But 90 minutes after he broke the news, Howard admitted that the story was fake. He concocted the tale in response to a false story in the NY Post about the supposed nuptials. Arnold Schwarzenegger had to have 15 stitches in his lip on Sunday after he and son Patrick, 12, were involved in a motorcycle accident near their Brentwood, California home. I'm sure Arnold will be baaack on his bike in no time.Macaulay Culkin still hates his father, Kit. Mac dogs him in his new auto-biographical novel, Junior. How queer is this: A movie theater owned by Utah Jazz owner Larry Miller abruptly canceled its plans to show Brokeback Mountain. They're missing out. As I told you, the movie is a truly beautiful love story, which just happens to center around two men.Tori Spelling is not pregnant. Over the weekend she was spotted "guzzling" a martini with her fiance, Dean McDermott.Eva Longoria has gotten so Desperate for attention that now she's accepting paychecks to appear at car shows.