Not Fascinated by Barbara Walters... but Certainly Amused
I stayed up late to watch Barbara's 10 Most Fascinating Peeps piece. Of course I had to hear what creepy Tom Cruise had to say about the TomKitten and the sonogram. Did any of you guys watch it? Here's what I thought -- tell me if you agree.
Dakota Fanning: She's cute and smart, but the kid just creeps me out. She's like a Stepford. What's with the permagrin? That laugh. And how can a kid her age not backtalk to her parents? Everybody does when they're that age. Remember, Mom?
Lance Armstrong: Why did Sheryl Crow join Lance during his interview? Was she picked as the fascinating person? No. Lance was the fascinating one, yet there she was cozying up to him on the couch during his interview. Kiss, kiss. And, again, I must call her to task for recently saying that she always tries to keep her relationship with Lance private. Honey, you joined him during his Barbara Walters interview. That's as far away from private as you can get.
Tom Mesereau: He's as creepy as his client Michael Jackson. All I could think of during the interview is that I wanted to have at his head with a pair of clippers. He's rockin' some crazy colonial period 'do.
Kanye West: He's so cocky. So cocky. But he's smart, talented, stylish... and he has a damn nice smile. And he said he gets pissed when people use incorrect grammar. So make sure you be checking your spelling before you be posting anything in the comments section.
Jamie Foxx: He's funny and he's an accomplished actor, but I recently heard tracks from his upcoming album and they were bad. Not good bad. Bad bad.
Tom Cruise: He's a Freak with a capital F. He did give up some good nuggets on "Kate" and the kitten though: They plan to marry next summer or fall. "Kate" will be able to make noise while she gives birth. (How sweet of him.) And Babs said "Kate" is six months pregnant. Also, Tom said he doesn't regret anything he's said in the last year, including the trash talk on Brooke Shields and calling Matt Lauer glib. That's good because I don't regret anything I've called him all year either. Plus: Check out Tom's latest mission -- in Shanghai. The focus of the trip was supposed to be to discuss MI:3, which is filming there. But talk quickly turned to the future Mrs. Cruise.
Camilla Parker Bowles: The less photos I have to see of Camilla and Charles, the better. It just makes me miss the classy, beautiful Diana.