You know the drill... Create captions like you did in the 'O Caption, My Caption: Renee Zellweger & Sarah Jessica Parker post yesterday. The subject? Heidi Klum, who is pictured at tonight's Lorraine Schwartz Diamond Monkey Collection launch party at the Monkey Bar in New York City. The rules? Be funny. Be bold. Be clever. But, more importantly: Make. Me. Laugh. Ready... Set... Go!