Being caught in the office could cost you your job. But hey, high stakes reap big rewards!
Do it (now): Your best bet to having sex at work is to have your own office with a door that locks and has blinds. Plan the quickie for a time when the only person around is the janitor, emptying the wastepaper baskets. Also be sure your office doesn’t have surveillance cameras: Evidence can be a drag. Once you’re in the clear, your desk is the obvious choice for a bed substitute, but don’t rule out the chair! Make this one enjoyable: act out porn fantasies, such as “The Job Applicant,” “Taking Dick-tation,” or “Do Me or You’re Fired.” If you don’t have your own office, scope out a back stairwell. (Keep your voice down, though: stairwells echo.)