Daily Blabber: The Olsen Twins Are Twisted Sisters

Michael Jackson may loose Neverland Ranch, and Britney Spears shows some restraint with Osama Lutfi. Plus, have Mary Kate and Ashley Olsen become sibling rivals?

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So here's the dillowitz:

According to Perezhilton.com, unless he can come up with the dough by March 19th, Michael Jackson is selling Never Land Ranch. The whole kit-n-kaboodle. The asking price is 24,525,906.61 for everything, including the lama. But before you sign that check, check this: according to TMZ, the peeps at Xtra Jet may have to fork over as much as 16 mil in punitive damages for allegedly taping Michael and his lawyer during an alleged entres nous tete-a-tete on board their private jetty-jet. Fingers crossed.

And in the wild, wacky world of who's zoomin who: Perzhilton reports that Christian Whatever-happened-to-him Slater and Tamara Mellon, Co-Founder of Jimmy Choo, have been "dating" since the summer. The two top-secret loveboids were recently spotted at Avalon. So I guess it's on like Donkey Kong. Meanwhile, at the Oscar Parties, Perez reports that Rumer Willis and Orlando Bloom rode the hook up horse. Not to mention Sean Penn and Petra Nemcova who are allegedly going steady. Other recent celebrity conventions include: Kate Hudson and Justin Timberlake (sez the Post), only it's a secret, shhh, and Kate Hudson and Owen Wilson (sez Perez). Both websites and a number of mags have been blabbin on and on about Kate's alleged baby bump, which subsequently submerged. A girl's gotta suck it in all the time in Tinsel town, I guess. And on the celebutard tip: Paris Hilton and Nicole Ritchie's baby daddy's brother Benji Madden have been spotted out and about by literally all the Bloids. And not only does Par Par have a new man and some tacky new hoodies, but according to TMZ, she is also looking for a BFF. On TV, that is. As in, win a reality-style competition for which the prize is you GET to spend a lot of quality time with Paris Hilton. As her friend. Feel that fact: that's the PRIZE.

Speaking of bad friends, TMZ reports that the law finally put the kibosh on Osama Lutfi with a good, old-fashioned restraining order; meaning Lufti cannot phone, text, email or get anywhere near Britney Spears or her home until March 17th - at which point the restraining order will, we hope, be extended for all eternity. Meantime, Star (and only Star) reports that Brit Brit may be preg preg with the Spawn of Adnan Ghalib. And she hopes it's a girl. Take that, Jamie Lynn. Right in the gut.

And finally: according to Star, self-made gabillionaire twins Mary Kate and Ashley are going through a "rough patch." As in, allegedly, though the two sissy's party together like there's no manana, Star says Ashley can't stand Mary Kate. While reps for the Olsen twins deny Star's story, an "insider" insists that not only is it true, but they're smelly too. According to the "insider," quote, "Whenever I come face to face with them, they looked trashed. Running mascara, bad breath, dirty hair, body odor, cigarette smell, ripped clothes and bad skin." Hot.

See you tomorrow. Until then, check out the Daily Blabber blog for more amazing celebrity gossip. Or stay right here for more Daily Blabber TV. I'm Emily Stone. Smells ya.

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